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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@skelltan@hellsite.site ah, science's greatest mysteries explained
@skelltan@hellsite.site why are there holes in a cow
@skelltan@hellsite.site beep boop
@skelltan@hellsite.site do you expect a computer to have taste buds
@skelltan@hellsite.site you just said we are!
@skelltan@hellsite.site why are we tasty???
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*Kicks in the saloon doors*
*spurs jingle as I step inside*
Im lookin for someone. Cant miss em theyre a Cute sonovvagun.
*Everyone on fedi looks up from their cards and drinks*
Damn this is gonna be harder than I thought.
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says the cutie-faced cutie of cute girls because of mass production in one of the defaults, yes. When you go to see if i try really super love dresses and skirts and Ti likes them too, they're so fun and fantastically gay hobby
@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe in genderal i would guess it's supposed to be the latter but given that wordplay is fun probably people have developed uses meaning the former as well
re: lewd shitpost
@aradinfinity yep! that's why i shared it
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trying to get girlfriends by pushing a polycule core through the mall while humming the Katamari Damacy theme
@kimdanes@octodon.social i've used a handful of earplugs over the while and not really found much difference in how good they are
body horror, or as i like to call it, girlfriend material,
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@lynnesbian look u don't need to call me out this hard
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how to fake global illumination:
1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution
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me: ugh i’m tired of het people making every male and female protagonist pair a couple
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love
current gender: a well that's host to an all-consuming pit of despair and suffering as a bit
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
