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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun laws are for squares and i am ̴̥̣̪O̮̺̳̥̳̟̦R̘͚̥̦̻̭̗B̛̹͕͓̩̳

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun given i can't tell whether you're arguing for or against the laws of physics i must by definition disagree with you

break the law more c'mon

re: life hack 

@anarchiv smh ur gonna make me feel all crabby about this

re: life hack 

@anarchiv "billions upon billions of vertebrates cannot be wrong about this"

but what if im crab

re: plural question 

@ben blergo is such a dumb name i love it. mine now

@dopple@cryptid.industries i have no idea what that is

UPDATE: the song is literally subtitled "the poly song" im Love This

the song in question is Can't Help But Fly, by Climbing PoeTree

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@skelltan@hellsite.site most of the ones i see are over 4. not necessarily by a lot, though

@skelltan@hellsite.site i'm guesstimating. i've seen a lot of songs at 5 or fewer, but there are definitely songs that exist that are upwards of half an hour long. averages are weird

@skelltan@hellsite.site assuming they're of typical modern song length (around 7 minutes), this playlist is nearly a hundred fifty hours long. even operating at maximum efficiency it'd probably still take me a week to get through

....so i go look up a song someone recommended to me and the second thing i see is a playlist titled "poly songs n such" with 1217 thingies in it

im. so yeah that's a good sign abt this particular song ig but over a Thousand long playlist???? how am i supposed to go through the entire playlist and decide which songs i like

@dopple@cryptid.industries jokes on u i can see thru glamers

if I had three wishes:
-> grant everyone teleportation
-> grant everyone immortality
-> grant everyone customizable player models

@skelltan@hellsite.site nd is short for neurodivergent/neurodiverse

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