@ben awful bold of you to assume i can read
@CyclopsCaveman that's valid
@CyclopsCaveman no u
@CyclopsCaveman i didn't go to the trouble of growing all this keratin just to Not jump at every opportunity to involve myself in bad puns about it
@CyclopsCaveman oh i'm definitely horny
@CyclopsCaveman like 90+% of my ace friends write and/or have written smut
aba
this is worth a read, if you can stomach an entire article on how aba treats human children worse than the legally mandated treatment of dogs. and no, that's not an exaggeration—aba is sometimes compared to dog training, and this is an actual dog trainer pointing out that no, they're nothing alike. dog training is Humane
@BestGirlGrace yo same
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@CyclopsCaveman i wasn't aware we had """"organisation""""
@ItsMorgan @jacethechicken @FirstProgenitor omg like an ogre
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a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own