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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site @monorail @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space @socks @Frinkeldoodle your prowess? like, you are exceptionally skilled at being gay. you've cultivated a reputation as Very Good At Gay and people from out of town come to ask you for advice on how to gay better
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periodic reminder: "to pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally coined to describe an impossibility.
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#BOFH excuse #73:
Daemons did it
@pup_hime looong looooooong leeeeeeeegs
@dopple@cryptid.industries can't build pylons we require more minerals
@dopple@cryptid.industries ok good to know it's important to establish boundaries
@dopple@cryptid.industries not quite kinky enough for vanilla, are we
@dopple@cryptid.industries ngl i would not have been able to tell you that if you hadn't told me outright that it was
@dopple@cryptid.industries i prefer books, but the company would more than compensate for the entertainment. what flavour?
@dopple@cryptid.industries oh great thanks now i know
@dopple@cryptid.industries what if ive already read his entire left kidney
somebody recommend me a book to smell i've run out of music
my pet peeve: anything that pisses off my dog
@Breakfast @BestGirlGrace if u think i go anywhere without dancing u got some learnin to do
œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head
or "horn e", for short
@Breakfast @BestGirlGrace if acting morally makes me the villain i will face god and walk backwards into hell
ahegao joe biden
@chillallmen@mastodon.social tbh the upsetting part of this is that the mouth is misaligned to the rest of the face
@BestGirlGrace personally i have no intention of retiring at least until i grow up. which i'm never going to do
@lynnesbian big ol h*ckenign same m'gay
@BestGirlGrace faer ynough. if you ever decide to un-retire, tho, i'll be here
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
