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@chillallmen@mastodon.social they....dont. usually???? ive never seen a cactus that needed water before

@Breakfast cmon ur supposed to be some big executive type surely u kno how to make bad choices

Director: I know, I'll make a movie that shows them how EVIL the world is, and how the heart of man is one of DARKNESS AN-

Millennial: Yeah I know.

D: Wha-

M: I know all that.

D: B-but my grim idea-

M: Oooohhh...these cartoons look colorful...I miss hope.

@chillallmen@mastodon.social those are the same gender

tfw someone misspells the mild swear in a video caption and ur left wondering which one of your friends the giant crocodile is

a really pretentious assassin that only uses art knifes for killings

@entreprecariat imo it's the inconsistency
it's fine if it's — like this — yeah
but it's also cool—like this—at least, for me
not —like this— only villains do that

@turtlebirb@radical.town always two there are. a master, and an apprentice

@Squiddy i invented the term just now to describe a phenomenon i've observed a lot

Using fedi is much easier once you realise you need to basically type any random thought that gets stuck in your head and see what happens with it

"Her blades were reliable. And they made her feel like she'd been born with proper claws."

this is the best explanation of comfort knives i have ever seen

@anarchiv yeah i hate getting an ad-free experience with special benefits

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