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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom if i was gonna make that kind of joke i would've already commented on my use of the word 'harder'

@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom yes but anxiety about people not enjoying my company is one of my other very few skills so myeh

@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom overthinking is one of my very few skills ok i can reason my way into all sorts of stupid corners

@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom i know next to nothing firsthand about star wars i just have a bunch of friends who are really into it

anyhow you're absolutely valid to not want to experience that, but i'd hazard there are people who might be into it. unlike the melting and the dying, which is a bit harder to get off to

@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom dont lightsabres canonically have a training setting that just gives u a light sting or sth

bc....just saying

@Breakfast @taweret no it's not because fenrir is scary it's because fenrir fkn outclasses oðinn in a fight. oðinn was like "oh no this guy can beat me" and so in order to Look Cool he decided it was a good idea to make an eternal archnemesis out of the one person he Knew For A Fact could kill him

@Breakfast @taweret i said i'd like to think it. i'm not quite stupid enough to actually believe oðinn has a functional risk-reward evaluation system

@Breakfast @taweret i'd like to think he's smart enough Not to aim thor in loki's general direction? but it would be dishonest of me to make that claim at all

@Breakfast @taweret once again, i defer you to his MASSIVE FUCKING EGO. this pile of walking garbage is way too concerned about seeming like the most awesome person in the room to do something like 'ask for help'. there's a reason he ruins everything all the time

@Breakfast @taweret ....i literally specified "wherein his victory is assured" at the beginning of this discussion. that's definitely what we call a rigged game, love

@Breakfast @taweret oðinn is absolutely willing to suffer if it makes him more powerful and/or makes him look cool. he may not care about anybody other than himself but he IS incredibly vain

@Breakfast @taweret are we talking about the same douchenozzle? this is the fuck who decided to hang himself from a tree with a spear in his guts for a week just bc he wanted to be even more op

@Breakfast @taweret oðinn is absolutely the type for any kind of contest wherein his victory is assured

@Breakfast @taweret why would you be confused this perfectly fits canon