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@popstar@myasstodon.xyz that's understandable. i uh, never made an account and also have no way of getting in touch with some relatives i want to be able to talk to. these things may be related

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i highly recommend not usiing facebook

re: fair warning: if you know what this means you have an actual curse on you 

@aradinfinity i never said you're cursed. i said there's a curse on you. you being cute doesn't make me less correct

i am being frickin Attacked they took the character i was like "hey thats me" about and gave them an extra eye

not one that's physically part of the body but i mean. look

re: fair warning: if you know what this means you have an actual curse on you 

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i warned you

fair warning: if you know what this means you have an actual curse on you 

i just lost the game

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom i do not have a script for responding to this statement

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom yes well. im a big ol bundle of nerves, and i joke about it a lot bc that helps....somehow. like, thanks, but also you're gonna see a lot of this if you talk to me and you really don't have to interact with it

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom if i was gonna make that kind of joke i would've already commented on my use of the word 'harder'

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom yes but anxiety about people not enjoying my company is one of my other very few skills so myeh

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom overthinking is one of my very few skills ok i can reason my way into all sorts of stupid corners

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom i know next to nothing firsthand about star wars i just have a bunch of friends who are really into it

anyhow you're absolutely valid to not want to experience that, but i'd hazard there are people who might be into it. unlike the melting and the dying, which is a bit harder to get off to

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom dont lightsabres canonically have a training setting that just gives u a light sting or sth

bc....just saying

@distressedegg im sorry is the nudity thing not the norm in cultures where u dont freeze to death on the regular

life hack:

you can just say "websearch" instead of "google"

there is more than one search engine

don't internalize the brands' language

@Red look you can't possibly expect me to believe that two people can go on a life-changing adventure together and Not get smoochin at some point. it just don't happen

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