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@melt@mastodon.social no, the next line is ♫ are made of this ♫ not say it back

IMPORTANT UPDATE on this cartoon thing: the creator's name is gaylord. like, that's the Actual Name of this person

i've never seen this name in the wild omh*ck

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so my search results here are uh. some combination of memes and tips on """becoming a god""". the weird part is that there's about an even split between spiritualish hokum and d&d guides

if it were, say, godbound or nobilis guides instead, i'd understand

also there's some kind of cartoon thing in here? but idk what it is so i cant categorise it

@ben i didn't realise being anxiety was nobel prize worthy but i'll take it

step-by-step process for figuring out whether you're solving a problem:

  1. does the thing you're doing have an effect?
  2. does it make things worse?

if you answered yes, no - you've found a solution to a problem

it's that simple

maybe it wasn't the problem you originally wanted to solve, but solving problems reduces problem space, making it easier for you to reach the problem you want to solve

@Camas@girlcock.club not sure this unit has arms today or i'd offer. u a good tho

*double-fist slams table*

BLACKS MADE ROCK AND ROLL, YOU FUCKING NERDS.

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@Breakfast @BestGirlGrace probably not, no. demons r usually a hell of a lot hotter than that. pun, obviously, intended

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