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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

@grainloom in todays capitalist society a company making lasting goods like this also has to have a subsidiary making things that /are/ constantly replaced or they go out of business - a good contemporary example is GoldPeak electronics which owns both Celestion Loudspeakers and the GP brands of primary cells/batteries (loudspeakers are often kept for decades, but (non rechargeable) torch batteries are still useful and widely consumed even in 21st century..

@dopple@cryptid.industries i was literally trying to set you up for a "you are like little baby, watch this" but sure

in the future, AI will be graded based on how many genders they can experience per second

@dopple@cryptid.industries like maybe three or four my gay

Jokes at the intersection of keyboards kinksters and robot people 

Android girls that can domme and sub? Mechanical switches

@JohnBrownJr how does that follow? if you're wrong about whether your statement is wrong that makes it wrong which means you're wrong about one thing

@JohnBrownJr but what if....the one thing you've ever been wrong about is whether you've ever been wrong

@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz ....composters? just. just put the compost. in the dirt. and then you wait. i dont understand

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