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shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved

perks of being kobold:
-see bug, eat bug
-scamper through fields with impunity
-scuttle about in cool caves and dungeons whenever
-yawp and squawk and hiss. go iai! and iau! at any time
-nice scales and horns and tail
-kobold communism

downsides of being kobold:
-troubled by adventurers
-dragon might step on you
-capitalists
-shedding sometimes

@clacke nah worcestershire's easy you just gotta mumble and then ur doin it perfectly

Apparently hot take on raising kids 

Teaching children manners, and to say thank you after being provided a service (most likely by someone who is underpaid and overworked) is uhhh not teaching them to submit to authority. It's teaching them to express gratitude to someone who is doing something for them that they can't/dont want to do themselves.

@dopple@cryptid.industries oh not to worry i can make proper vampires out of 'em meself

@MadokaMeowgica @maidofclay ok but acorn flour makes Delicious pancakes so. you just gotta know how to prepare it correctly

I love that fall means you get automatic leaf jerky. It just falls from the tree and I’m happy for that

If people were really "for" capitalism, the greedy, gold-hoarding dragon would be the hero in every story.

The use of content warnings on the fediverse have not only made it a safer and more welcoming community for everyone, but also allowed users to make hilarious jokes whose punchlines can only be delivered in the specific context of a platform with this type of culture regarding content warnings, and this very effective implementation of them. In this essay I will

German metal workers have won the right to a 28-hour working week in a landmark deal between employers and Europe’s biggest union.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/0

*watching a maiden get sacrificed to a monster* that should be ME

person i'm trying to meet with: can we meet early next week?

also person i'm trying to meet with: i'm not available monday or tuesday

....????what do they mean by 'early' then wtf

@dopple@cryptid.industries all of them??? and anyway i'm pretty sure she can

@luna@hellsite.site @CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan wow we should commit toot crimes more if this is what happens

how finnish am i? well, i'm currently fantasising about having to hack a hole in the ice of a lack to be able to jump in it for sauna. and i just had a nightmare about someone i know recognising me and coming over to say hi

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