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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@monorail i said U CUTE
@monorail i said ur cute
@fluxom_alt ok but same tho
@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom i am. i made it, and i'm a perfectionist. and it's not a Perfect typo
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Good Girl Energy
Any questionable content strip that has Bubbles in it is a 1000% better
@AzureHusky oh wow i am absolutely queer for this. here for this
@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom yes but i am typing on my computer where i can press the appropriate keys in my sleep
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remember when the US tax payers bailed out the banks to help address the financial crisis? remember when the banks didn't bail out the US tax payers with their stock of bank-owned foreclosed homes to address the housing crisis?
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"Just stop taking credit for other people's work!"
"Oh, good idea, glad I thought of it."
@chillallmen@mastodon.social that's the sequel to https://invidio.us/watch?v=8Cs6w-PSaz0 isn't it
shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved
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perks of being kobold:
-see bug, eat bug
-scamper through fields with impunity
-scuttle about in cool caves and dungeons whenever
-yawp and squawk and hiss. go iai! and iau! at any time
-nice scales and horns and tail
-kobold communism
downsides of being kobold:
-troubled by adventurers
-dragon might step on you
-capitalists
-shedding sometimes
@clacke nah worcestershire's easy you just gotta mumble and then ur doin it perfectly
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Apparently hot take on raising kids
Teaching children manners, and to say thank you after being provided a service (most likely by someone who is underpaid and overworked) is uhhh not teaching them to submit to authority. It's teaching them to express gratitude to someone who is doing something for them that they can't/dont want to do themselves.
@dopple@cryptid.industries oh not to worry i can make proper vampires out of 'em meself
@maidofclay @MadokaMeowgica yell fricken heah i'll bring brownie
@MadokaMeowgica @maidofclay ok but acorn flour makes Delicious pancakes so. you just gotta know how to prepare it correctly
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I love that fall means you get automatic leaf jerky. It just falls from the tree and I’m happy for that
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If people were really "for" capitalism, the greedy, gold-hoarding dragon would be the hero in every story.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
