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All I'm saying is if I was on the jury for the murder of an oil exec, I'd say it was self defense.

mild cannibalism re: mild lewd, re: subtoot 

@myconidiosyncracy i mean i'll try anything once but i've heard it tastes bad

re: subtoot 

@myconidiosyncracy h*ck u im not changing my name to something people could interpret as an actual name

"call one eight-eight-eight eight-eight-eight eight-eight eight-eight now, for no particular reason"

invidio.us/watch?v=OSYSXu3ZiGk

@violet @CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast well, we appreciate your contributions. and company. so what does it matter which of us has a limited-use weapon and which has a multipurpose ring-shaped thingummywhat

@Breakfast @CyclopsCaveman im very talented! im capable of both loving people and being in love with people

@CyclopsCaveman is this the part where we go a-frolicking in the eld woods together or

@Breakfast @CyclopsCaveman i sure hope so! if not i have some bad news for like half the folx i'm dating

@chillallmen@mastodon.social this is actually the most masc thing of all

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