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@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz refuse to believe they left in the first place

my friends, sobbing: you can't just make everything into gender jokes
me, pointing at garbage and recycling bins: ahh the two genders

practicing bursting into a cloud of ravens whenever I feel awkward and need to leave

re: white people 

@aradinfinity absolutely the fuck no, why are people like that

fedi is like a dating site except it's not designed as one so people aren't always acting like Their Most Dateable Selves and you can fall in love naturally and also debate food preparation methods sometimes

re: white people 

@aradinfinity oh no who the hells is doing this now

protip for white people 

when you feel the need to describe anything as "tribal" that is not literally a group of people who call themselves a tribe, how about you just don't
if you need a word, try doing "inspired by x tribe" instead

hello i just found people on birdsite trying to flirt with sparknotes' social media person(s) im. what

@wintgenstein what the absolute what???? i fall in love with people before i even know they exist c'mon

Someone: heck

Fediverse: watch your fucking language

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