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I heard you like bad boys.

Well, I was such a bad boy that I flunked out of masculinity entirely.

Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 10月 11日 金曜日 17:19:52 CEST. ☀️ The thing about people who think they hate computers is that what they really hate is lousy programmers.

plurality, grammar 

@amsomniac i mean this is basically my original point. english is absolutely a hackable language but as it currently stands there's no way to make that distinction. this might do the trick for the most part? can't tell without trying it

plurality, grammar 

@amsomniac this....might work? but at first glance, at least, it seems situational. not seeing how it'd apply if there's a group including both systems and singlets

@ItsMorgan holy FRICK somebody says it. this is still the bane of my existence i fricken hate the assumption that if someone's being nice it's bc they're into u in that one specific way

plurality, grammar 

look ik ranting abt english not working is an overworked trope but like

the word for [this individual plural system] and the word for [this group of people] is the same word. there aren't even any distinguishing modifiers that apply to it

this is like, we've got a thing that needs to be fixed but we don't even have a hammer

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

computer programmer: (n.) anyone who makes a living mostly off of reading technical documentation

re: very lewd 

@FirstProgenitor look i saw the cw and then i read the thing and i did not interpret it lewdly at all

re: very lewd 

@FirstProgenitor ....i don't think i was the target audience for this. i misnterpreted it So Hard

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@kimdanes@octodon.social @dopple@cryptid.industries valid you

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@kimdanes@octodon.social @dopple@cryptid.industries smh my head actually there's two valid things? bc the person reading this

@kimdanes@octodon.social what if im exactly 24, exactly 31, AND like 45-ish. what then

@MrControll@sunbeam.city @socalledunitedstates what do you mean people who oppose hierarchies are opposed to hierarchies

someone just expressed doubt that i'd be able to forget [a particularly memorable thing] and im just like. i forget Everything, love. if i can't even remember anything about my own identity do you seriously think i can remember this thing that just happened to me??

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