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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
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don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@modernmodron yell fricken heah thats what im about
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@modernmodron p sure it means THREE EXTRA PRIDE MONTHS THIS YEAR
@dragon ....i tried to find an example of a goth catgirl hacker to share and literally the first result was trans memes
@Fennel@snouts.online why is this in a soap bottle im
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you don't log in
there's no server
there's no app
it doesn't use GPS or augmented reality
you just see someone else with their phone out and you play a honk sound and see if they honk back
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mastodon is like Sesame street where a muppet announces the word of the day and the whole town loses their shit over it
cursed, lewd
@Breakfast @KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social @DirectorBlack@octodon.social All Of Them
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so uh. friend's brainstorming a setting & like, incidentally came up with an organisation named after the chimera with the specific description that they "break all aesthetic rules and use as many different conflicting aesthetics of technology as possible"
i'd challenge you to name any part of this that isn't just describing me, but we already know you'd lose
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@fluxom_alt hm, sounds smoochable
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I heard you like bad boys.
Well, I was such a bad boy that I flunked out of masculinity entirely.
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Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 10月 11日 金曜日 17:19:52 CEST. ☀️ The thing about people who think they hate computers is that what they really hate is lousy programmers.
plurality, grammar
@amsomniac i mean this is basically my original point. english is absolutely a hackable language but as it currently stands there's no way to make that distinction. this might do the trick for the most part? can't tell without trying it
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@amsomniac this....might work? but at first glance, at least, it seems situational. not seeing how it'd apply if there's a group including both systems and singlets
@ItsMorgan holy FRICK somebody says it. this is still the bane of my existence i fricken hate the assumption that if someone's being nice it's bc they're into u in that one specific way
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look ik ranting abt english not working is an overworked trope but like
the word for [this individual plural system] and the word for [this group of people] is the same word. there aren't even any distinguishing modifiers that apply to it
this is like, we've got a thing that needs to be fixed but we don't even have a hammer
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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computer programmer: (n.) anyone who makes a living mostly off of reading technical documentation
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
