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@koko@hellsite.site this is so cursed i have no doubts some capitalist has already tried to make it

bah! we found a recorded lecture on something we want to learn about. but don't have the attention span to listen to it

@BestGirlGrace or just whatever the fuck gaius was doing in rome

@BestGirlGrace nah we've inadvertently studied plenty of history we already well familiar with that

@BestGirlGrace ok but actually this is a legit justification for that trope and i. hate that fact. so much im gonna write a story with that plot point

@BestGirlGrace the real reason time travelers always have to ask a local what the date is

@BestGirlGrace stick to time machines. less complicated

@trwnh we're familiar with them all but like. as a finn? ievan polkka all the gorram way. with an especial shoutout to the metal version, bc it's just so. quintessentially finnish. it's both a traditional folk song And the finnish propensity for metal. 's great

@dopple@cryptid.industries its ok ill hold u

oh my gODS y'all we found a cis who gets egg jokes. like, actually cis not 🥚 it's wild

@dopple@cryptid.industries well then call me a realist bc i don't think i need help to make people swoon

@dopple@cryptid.industries why does that matter? it's just rules. they're not helping anyone

@dopple@cryptid.industries if you say so?? i mean, i dont think im bad. i try to help people. but idk what that means anyhwho

@dopple@cryptid.industries im doin u an at h*ck the rules

@dopple@cryptid.industries y-yes?

@dopple@cryptid.industries no i said humans are vegan. they aren't vegans

@dopple@cryptid.industries no, humans will

@dopple@cryptid.industries would you rather i be unable to communicate? that i simply close my mouths and sew those cavities shut? that i never express my feelings ever again? i Am a shitpost, love