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dragons are destroying the chivalry industry by smooching princesses

education trauma shitpost 

COLLABORATOR: I think we can get this piece to the shape we need by just scoring it, breaking it, and then filing it.
US: oh, okay
US: just like they did to us in high school!
COLLABORATOR: [spits out her coffee] hold on, WHAT

@myconidiosyncracy@lunarpunk.space only one way to find out

"The court also cited "evolving standards of decency that mark the progress of a maturing society." With no other Western nation allowing for such juvenile executions, one has to wonder why the maturation of America's "standards of decency" had taken so long."

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you, an optimist: strangers are just friends you haven't met yet
me, a realist: enemies are just friends you haven't pissed off yet

@myconidiosyncracy@lunarpunk.space do u can escape characters or is that not a thing here

@myconidiosyncracy@lunarpunk.space im basically just an endless series of relatable shitposts, thanks

@koko@hellsite.site this is so cursed i have no doubts some capitalist has already tried to make it

bah! we found a recorded lecture on something we want to learn about. but don't have the attention span to listen to it

@BestGirlGrace nah we've inadvertently studied plenty of history we already well familiar with that

@BestGirlGrace ok but actually this is a legit justification for that trope and i. hate that fact. so much im gonna write a story with that plot point

@BestGirlGrace the real reason time travelers always have to ask a local what the date is

@trwnh we're familiar with them all but like. as a finn? ievan polkka all the gorram way. with an especial shoutout to the metal version, bc it's just so. quintessentially finnish. it's both a traditional folk song And the finnish propensity for metal. 's great

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