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you know how, when dogs see another dog, they're all like "OMG UR A DOG?!? I'M A DOG! WE'RE BOTH DOGS!!"

that's what I'm like when I see another queer person in public

@dopple@cryptid.industries absolutely do not make us waste our legendary charisma trying to convince everyone we befriend that you're not a hired assassin

and besides, doing it for money?

re: subtoot 

@mavica yep! just wanted to make sure we wasn't accidentally hurting mavi's feelings

suicidal ideation 

hm. there's a familiar line of reasoning

but hey, at least this time it's not the gays who're depressed. that's....something, at least

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@violet we'd suggest questing for the answer, but our adventuring party would probably not get out the front door

update: the lesbians have met. which is Supposed to be the first thing that happens after the intro thing. it only took us two hours to get around to it

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playin a gay rpg except havent got to the gay part bc getting distracted exploring the everythin. ama

@violet @nova @Snorlaxation mighta been. we watched the two films like, back-to-back one time and never saw either again

re: subtoot 

@mavica it wasn't u! ur great we love all ur stuff

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