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When I was a kid, my friend’s mom hated cursing, so instead of “kiss my ass” she would say “rut my butt”

Which in retrospect, is a THOUSAND TIMES more lewd and horrifying

I love that sex workers call non-sex workers civilians. as a civilian, sex workers are the only troops I support

@breakfastgolem @hyperlink@snouts.online not wearing skin totally counts as being nude

A dark gritty reboot of Captain Planet as the eco-terrorist everyone secretly roots for; like Robin Hood except he attacks the root causes of the climate crisis.

@Kilroy@snouts.online ....we should never be in the same room together

@kimdanes@octodon.social you have made the correct choice

dunno what the pajama discourse is about but what kind of losers have the wherewithal to change out of their clothes more than once a day

@a_bun@girlcock.club spamming that validate button yell heah

Y'all the developers of Goose Game refer to the Goose with they/them pronouns meaning the Goose in a Non-Binary Icon

I wish to eliminate 99.9% of heterosexuals like the germs they are

apropos nothing, the theme song of the carmen sandiego television series. because it's good

invidio.us/watch?v=s1EIUP8tvbE

@witchfynder_finder @noelle you are Far from the only one on here who contributes to it being that way

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