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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
Well, its been great, but for the sake of our poor baby changeling were gonna have to stop talking to horny people. Which, we are saddened to admit, means blocking literally the entire fediverse. Thank you for your understanding.
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Last night's D&D session:
DM: you enter a large cavern under the castle. There are people imprisoned.
Me: it's a dungeon. We're in a dungeon.
DM: in front of you are five large lizards of various color, the largest you've ever seen.
Me: dragons.
DM: in the distance you see a hallway leading to another chamber.
Me: another dungeon?
DM: I promised Dungeons and Dragons, and I plan to deliver. Roll initiative.
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When I was a kid, my friend’s mom hated cursing, so instead of “kiss my ass” she would say “rut my butt”
Which in retrospect, is a THOUSAND TIMES more lewd and horrifying
@sunsetmoth literally all of shakespeare applies here
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i want to kiss trans women until i die
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I love that sex workers call non-sex workers civilians. as a civilian, sex workers are the only troops I support
@breakfastgolem @hyperlink@snouts.online not wearing skin totally counts as being nude
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A dark gritty reboot of Captain Planet as the eco-terrorist everyone secretly roots for; like Robin Hood except he attacks the root causes of the climate crisis.
@Kilroy@snouts.online ....we should never be in the same room together
@kimdanes@octodon.social you have made the correct choice
dunno what the pajama discourse is about but what kind of losers have the wherewithal to change out of their clothes more than once a day
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Today's gender is sad and concerned.
@a_bun@girlcock.club spamming that validate button yell heah
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Y'all the developers of Goose Game refer to the Goose with they/them pronouns meaning the Goose in a Non-Binary Icon
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I wish to eliminate 99.9% of heterosexuals like the germs they are
@BestGirlGrace yes, somebody gets it
apropos nothing, the theme song of the carmen sandiego television series. because it's good
@witchfynder_finder @noelle love you too boo
@witchfynder_finder @noelle you are Far from the only one on here who contributes to it being that way
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
