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the lynne guide to flirting:
reply to random messages with slightly modified versions made to be about being gay. it doesn't have to make sense

examples:
they say - have you seen that new show on netflix
you say - have you seen my new kiss on your nose

they say - i ate a bunch of cookie dough and now i feel like shit
you say - i snuggled a bunch of you and now i feel like love

they say - why do they even distinguish men and women's tissues they're the same thing
you say - why do they even distinguish you and the perfect girlfriend they're the same thing

re: cursed lewd post; spoilers for fma 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social yes but there's a difference between indulging a kink and indulging a kink without consent

When I was young I misinterpreted the line “gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad” from the welsh national anthem as “gwaed, gwaed, peidiwch â dwyn fy gwaed”

The actual lyrics mean “land, land, I stand with my land” and what I always heard means “blood, blood, please do not steal my blood”

dear all cute girls on the fediverse dot website,
please snuggle with me
you’res,
cyrene

@caymanwent@snouts.online look. speaking as a corvid myself, i eat way worse than salty rocks on a regular basis. i don't get what the big deal is?

Pro tip for plural systems: If any of you have anxiety about posting selfies, try having one of you take the actual selfie, and have another be the one to post it. It adds a layer of detachment that can help push through the anxiety.

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@violet i've heard of throwing yourself at someone but this is next level

hm, yes, "violets are lesbians" definitely scans with uh. literally everyone we know

Sunbeam City and Sid (interneteh): a callout and block recommendation. (ableist slur) 

You know what? we've got plans today and I don't want to have to write out something and be distracted while we're out with others, so here it is.

this message was reported more than 5 hours ago and is still standing. we even tried to talk to Sid directly and his response was to block us and pretend nothing happened.
kook is an ableist slur. why the fuck some neurotypical thinks it's okay to use ableist slurs is beyond me, and I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I hope making a fuss will make something happen since reports and private messages didn't work.

Sunbeam has failed to protect the vulnerable by allowing this post to stand, a post which goes against their own terms of service. specifically, this rule:
"any speech which replicates and reinforces oppressive power structures by offending the dignity of people along the basis of: ...
  • Physical or mental health
"
I can tell you right now, that using the word kook as an insult to describe a CEO, a slur my headmate is trying to reclaim, hurt the dignity of myself and my system.

as a leftist, you should be listening to and protecting the vulnerable. isn't that what your ideology is about?


do better.
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learned that a restaurant that's been in my old neighborhood since before my grandparents immigrated is closing down despite a huge following and generational patronage because they can't afford rent anymore.

an immensely popular, always busy restaurant. is closing. because the cost of rent. is unsustainable.

fuck gentrification.

@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social tbh it's the kind of game that'll probably be fun no matter what we end up playing

@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social in theory, with gm approval. we don't know the system well enough yet to say how flexible it'd be tho

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