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mtg shitpost 

imagine a set where all the planeswalkers are Jace cosplaying his friends but never him being himself that would be too funny considering the "too much Jace crowd"
and with the exception of a vraska card "Vraska the disappointed " with the art of her being done. with jace's shenanigans

"It’s like your girlfriend wanting to keep your t-shirt, except she can kill you with magic later using that t-shirt"

really that just makes it hotter

@Duende@snouts.online idk "i'm gay" might hold that position

@CyclopsCaveman yep. that's basically how it simmers down, in the end. and it's not that bad really; just a bit melancholy

@andybroomfield @ak the one superpower i have is being able to change oven clocks with relative ease. this is especially useless given i also can't change the time on anything that's actually intended for use as a timepiece

@CyclopsCaveman no you're absolutely correct. the issue is there's no way to compartmentalise and process art that comes in spontaneous forms so like. we just sorta....half experience it?? and it's kind of painful to contemplate all the things we just can't ever fully experience just because of our neurodiversity

@CyclopsCaveman this is all completely true and i agree wholeheartedly but i hate it with every fibre of my being

the truest art is art that cannot be experienced by words or pictures or that can be bought or sold and transplanted into a gallery or house to collect dust. art that defies description and enclosure, art that must be experienced first-hand and digested on-the-spot does not compare to art that can be brought home and hung above the mantlepiece to be viewed at leisure. even art that is captured and reproduced for such a purpose does not compare to the original product

@ottumon because finns exist for very little reason beyond spite. also it's janne not john smh my head

Friend: *takes weeks or even months to respond to something* I'm SO SORRY for the delay!

Me: *delighted to be on the other end of this for once* It's completely fine, take as long as you need, take forever, we will always be cool.

Life is hard, people are busy, responding to messages takes spell slots. I am never upset if someone is late to respond to something or cannot respond at all.

It happens! In fact, it happens to me a *lot*.

Good alternative to ableist words 

Fool/foolish. I'm serious. That comes from jesters, people who did ridiculous things on purpose. Playing the fool is doing something a jester would do, except your not trying to be funny.

re: [BOT POST] subtoot, politics 

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site @leftbot holy shit lucy's a bot too now

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site yes well neither am i and it's never stopped me before

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