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only a little cursed 

@BestGirlGrace we know who you're referring to, but "computer turtleneck steve" really describes an entire species, especially given the asshole asspect

only a little cursed 

@BestGirlGrace excuse u steve minecraft did nothing wrong

only a little cursed 

@BestGirlGrace yes, i'm well aware. however, my native language is shitposting,

only a little cursed 

@BestGirlGrace that seems like the exact logical inverse of what you're usually into, but hey as long as it's consensual

u ever listen to a song n ur like "hm yes this is totally a kink thing"

@kazuma @dankwraith this is just a new iteration of "lesbians are incapable of making the first move" and i'm absolutely queer for it. here for it

@SunSaint depending how you define steampunk, this isn't necessarily true. like, monstress has the general steampunky aesthetic and has no europeans in it

in every steampunk series theres always that one german dude that has the big ol blonde mustache that's two feet long and hes named duke von hamerkinan

re: proper uses for pluralized color names 

@ben ben. ben that's....more than enough, for everything shy of the entire bee movie script

Chosen family > Blood Family every day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

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re: proper uses for pluralized color names 

@ben deeply, morally upset you're willing to oversimplify blues to this point. but, at the same time, you're not wrong

proper uses for pluralized color names 

sad jazz

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@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom yeah finnish culture is pretty focken metal

Ableism (~+) (1) 

Finding my 'fuck 'em... I live' energy- a headspace that's gotten me through when actual self esteem or motivation can't be found.

Just the sort of... Defiant spite mixed with survival instincts, to look at a world that would rather you died, that treats you as an inconvenience and say 'you know what... Nah. I'm worth preserving, fuck 'em.'

Doesn't matter how much shit is in my way, how many people are indifferent or worse towards me, how far into a mental breakdown I am...

mhjoke 

i started today with so many spoons and now I have none. i don't know how I'm going to tell my boss at the spoon store

ay fuck it, full disclosure: our parents literally gave us the middle name danger just. starting off. & all we did was change what language it was in

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if a cis person ever calls a cis man "ma'am" or something at a glance, you'll see just how well they understand that misgendering is bad. They become so apologetic. They understand when it's a cis person, but when they misgender a trans person, they somehow forget. Weird.

@SuricrasiaOnline prime numbers are numbers with fewer than two positive divisors. one does not exist, zero is prime, and fuck everyone who tries to categorise negative numbers

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