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@raekh
cis person: so did you, uhhhh, get the surgery?
me: *nods and pulls back my hood, revealing a pair of horns with visible scarring at the base where they meet my forehead*
cis person: oh shit

@lynnesbian My personal favorite is referring to "allism" as if it's a disorder, talking about its symptoms, using phrases like "people who suffer from allism" or else just "the allistics," etc

there's something really powerful about saying shit like "the neurotypicals are at it again"

like you cannot escape the fact that pretty much everyone treats people with mental illnesses as weird and easy to make fun of and lesser than "normal" people, and rejecting it and turning it on its head feels really good

@monorail ok this is really neat but also the latter option sounds Exactly like the same basic structure of 16 ways to kill a vampire at mcdonalds

I cant wait for the cyberpunk consumorist hellscape

I cant wait to buy better than life chips that simulate the sensation of getting into bed and writhing around in the cold sheets over and over until my brain synapses fray and die

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@BestGirlGrace we know who you're referring to, but "computer turtleneck steve" really describes an entire species, especially given the asshole asspect

only a little cursed 

@BestGirlGrace excuse u steve minecraft did nothing wrong

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@BestGirlGrace yes, i'm well aware. however, my native language is shitposting,

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@BestGirlGrace that seems like the exact logical inverse of what you're usually into, but hey as long as it's consensual

u ever listen to a song n ur like "hm yes this is totally a kink thing"

@kazuma @dankwraith this is just a new iteration of "lesbians are incapable of making the first move" and i'm absolutely queer for it. here for it

@SunSaint depending how you define steampunk, this isn't necessarily true. like, monstress has the general steampunky aesthetic and has no europeans in it

in every steampunk series theres always that one german dude that has the big ol blonde mustache that's two feet long and hes named duke von hamerkinan

re: proper uses for pluralized color names 

@ben ben. ben that's....more than enough, for everything shy of the entire bee movie script

Chosen family > Blood Family every day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

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re: proper uses for pluralized color names 

@ben deeply, morally upset you're willing to oversimplify blues to this point. but, at the same time, you're not wrong

proper uses for pluralized color names 

sad jazz

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