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@00dani @monorail @hierarchon still one of the best gods d__n jokes we've seen
@monorail @hierarchon *penny snapcube voice* you know me, penny parker, notorious conservative
i have a dnd character who is a wizard and studies thaumatology, literally "study of miracles". she's into writing spells and tearing apart how magic works. but unlike a lot of fantasy like "oh you must read the works of the elders who had a deep connection with magic" she's very much a scientist about it, doing experiments and publishing papers
when she explains what she does to people, she often gets questions like, what specific kinds of things is she trying to figure out. her go-to answer is that a huge unsolved mystery in her field is why everything in magic seems to happen in multiples of six seconds. it's this constant throughout different schools of magic, independently discovered by spellcrafters from different cultures... it seems fundamental, but why? what's special about six seconds?
of course, the dnd rules state that six seconds is the length of a combat round, but she doesn't know that
@raekh
cis person: so did you, uhhhh, get the surgery?
me: *nods and pulls back my hood, revealing a pair of horns with visible scarring at the base where they meet my forehead*
cis person: oh shit
@lynnesbian My personal favorite is referring to "allism" as if it's a disorder, talking about its symptoms, using phrases like "people who suffer from allism" or else just "the allistics," etc
there's something really powerful about saying shit like "the neurotypicals are at it again"
like you cannot escape the fact that pretty much everyone treats people with mental illnesses as weird and easy to make fun of and lesser than "normal" people, and rejecting it and turning it on its head feels really good
@monorail aibgail corfman is a good creator
@monorail ok this is really neat but also the latter option sounds Exactly like the same basic structure of 16 ways to kill a vampire at mcdonalds
only a little cursed
@BestGirlGrace we know who you're referring to, but "computer turtleneck steve" really describes an entire species, especially given the asshole asspect
only a little cursed
@BestGirlGrace excuse u steve minecraft did nothing wrong
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own