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re: link, re: lewd audiohazard 

@violet @monorail sorry! it's really intended for a human audience, not bats

link, re: lewd audiohazard 

@monorail why would you share this without including the link smh our head

Fascist sex shit y'all need to stop 

Yo... No Nut November is a Nazi thing and everyone seems to have forgotten that. It's based on some wild conspiracy theory that Jews invented pornography to trick Arian men into ejaculating into tissues, thus draining them off their masculine vigor and preventing them from achieving their potential as the ubermensch.

I'm not kidding.

I'm sick of seeing this crap on my dash 🙃

hornt 

i am but a simple entity. i see a monster, i fuck it

PSA for white people interacting with PoC: you can appreciate the positive traits of PoC without framing them in relation to their race. Please do that, thanks.

re: nsfw game idea 

@V it's been ages we can't recall the name. sorry

re: nsfw game idea 

@V ....we've literally played a game that could be described as this

@BoxSystem@plural.cafe frick ye it are. lov thes dorkin h*cks

ableism, child abuse 

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

Sex PSA, condoms 

If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!

@cruelintestines@godforsaken.website i only do it because it's fuckign SLOWER somehow

Last night I lost connection when the train went through a tunnel and so the emoji list had exactly one emoji

@00dani ur....not wrong?? but we don't just refuse to do Everything society says. i mean, we kinda do, but. there's gotta be more to this. the chair thing is way more common than other 'rejecting what society says' behaviours & i? wanna know?? why???

"you gotta fight your inner demons" well sorry i can't do that my demons are hot and jacked as hell and their brains are huge

ok but seriously. what the actual fuck is it with queer folx and chairs. does Anybody have an explanation

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