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@Squiddy ....fuck. we're too gay for this. and we can't even be like 'marry us!' bc we gotta make the engagement knives first. send help

@Squiddy well, okay. but what're you gonna do now that you've attracted us?

@Squiddy yes because you definitely never considered blacksmithing's potential for attracting wild gays in the slightest

gotta befriend some local blacksmiths because, like any lesbian, we would like more sword

One time a friend and I had mutual pining for uhhh *checks watch* five years now

@a_bun@girlcock.club @BestGirlGrace chaotic and chimera 're both just "things people call our system" tbh

image descriptions let the ghost who lives in your keyboard enjoy your posting too

transphobia, clinton 

@dreadpirateyarr its almist like being a bigot is a choice 🤔

transphobia, clinton 

Funny how my mum is the same age as Hilary Clinton and doesn’t have a problem with trans women. I remember her being appalled a couple of years ago when I explained terfs to her. It’s almost as if age has nothing to do with it

“yeah, caffeine doesn’t affect me”
“is that because you’re part robot?”
“what do you mean, part?”

basically, don't use the fediverse for anything you wouldn't want coming up in a court of law, because it's not secure for that. It's just not a tool that's built for secure political organizing. There's ongoing discussion about potentially making it secure, but that doesn't have an easy solution for a bunch of technical reasons, so for now it's just not. Use Signal or another encrypted, secure chat app. Don't harbor any illusions that you can discuss anything seditious on here safely.

but at the same time, fuck cops, we should 100% be banning them from being on the fediverse, not because it will make our information more secure, but because fuck them, we don't want them around here. It's not a matter of infosec, but a matter of not wanting to associate with the bastards. Come back with a warrant or not at all, asshole.

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