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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
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the nonbinary thing of using the word 'gender' instead of 'mood' is so frkicen beautiful im lov
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Kimbleye Did you know? All animals are gay? All of them. Every single one.
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If it weren't for the Satanic panic, D&D would probably be pushed on parents as an educational game where you LEARN as you PLAY.
@BestGirlGrace just make 'em not cishet and give proper gifts instead
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And not insignificantly, people use Schrodinger's irony to get away with shit online. A lot of stuff is a joke until it isn't, and a lot of the time it's half-true anyway. Your "ha ha just kidding amirite" is another person's plausible deniability.
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If you're going to mock by impersonation, you have to do it in a way that isn't just asking that people put up with stuff they're already tired of. It's worth remembering, especially online where you could easily come off as just another obnoxious rando.
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Do you ever just look at a pretty girl and instantly die from how gorgeous she is?
@flowerenby cool. take as long as you need, we can wait on throwing the party until yr comf
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trans wife trans life
@flowerenby ah, yes, we get scared by sudden good news too
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Soundcloud Alternatives
Right now, Audius and Metapop seems to be good alternatives to migrate to. Here I am in those platforms:
https://metapop.com/valerie-grimaude-valens
https://audius.co/freyamanibrandr
re: selfies
@Fidgetcetera ... we're very gay.
@sammy the greatest of tragedies
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I gave somebody water. There will be no sympathy from me.
— Unib Dumatgan, broker
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Yeah well uh I know an "e-girl" who had twelve "reply guys" & his name was Jesus Christ
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One of my favorite things about English is that putting the word "skin" in front of almost any noun results in various degrees of horror.
Skin remote.
Skin taxes.
Skin Macedonia.
Skin salad.
Skin butterfly.
Try it at home :)
@velexiraptor @melissasage velexi "thirst trap" raptor
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Mastodon has too many fucking hot people on it. biggest drawback of this website.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
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