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@DirectorBlack@octodon.social like i said, limited by our resources. the notable bit with me is just that i:
• actually eat these things
• do so on a regular basis

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@DirectorBlack@octodon.social i am limited by our resources, but a recent example is black beans and ice cream garnished with some leaves to add a nice crumch

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@DirectorBlack@octodon.social well, obviously. but also i'm a horrible gremlin whose taste in food disgusts Everyone I Talk To

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@DirectorBlack@octodon.social no, pop tarts in a proper marinara sauce. what kind of barbarian do you take me for

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@DirectorBlack@octodon.social brb making myself some ravioli with a nice pasta sauce

@anarchiv
I could totally see it though, how you could totally take my bro,
you're jacked and swole as hell my dude, brolene

Brolene, Brolene
Brolene
B r o l e n e
I'm beggin' you, bro
please don't take my bro

it’s fucked up that those of us who participate in a culture of acceptance (lbgt, neurodivergence, etc.) find that the mainsteam is increasingly alien the more we, just accept each other

@NekoAmps hmm....
black spruce bog, against me!, the seatbelts, toots and the maytals, g.l.o.s.s., juluka, rusted root

in no particular order

information the cop hears that helps you is inadmissible in court -- it's hearsay. but negative testimony by cops is absolutely admissible! and if you have a conversation with a cop, and later they lie / misremember what you said, then it's your word against theirs in court. people have been convicted on little-to-nothing but the testimony of a cop claiming you told them something incriminating.

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It's incredibly sad when I look up in the winter while walking through New York City where greenery is a scarce and precious resource and see tree after tree on the side of the street that must be 20-30 years old and they're COVERED in mistletoe.

Those trees, which could have lived for decades longer, are being killed. Why? Because Christians went and imported a deadly plant from Europe that has no use other than as a Christmas ornament to the Americas.

Don't make the problem worse.

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This isn't a joke. Mistletoe is an invasive and PARASITIC PLANT that, once it infects a tree, will eventually kill it. Worse, it is extremely contagious and the plant cannot be removed. The only way to remove the parasite from an infected tree is to cut the limb off that the mistletoe has infected.

Most trees need to be cut down and they need to be cut down BEFORE they spread their infection to healthy trees.

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