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Might be horny or otherwise weird 

Cephalopod

re: video game postin 

@myconidiosyncracy huh. normally we only get this response from The Cis and whenever we mention h*nd-holding to our friends

re: video game postin 

@myconidiosyncracy i mean, i hate myself for it, but i am a completionist.

gotta love how my power fantasy is just not having to worry about things and having time for my hobbies

Fascism shitpost 

Nazis: White Power!
Anarchists: Why Power?

you, social justice genius:
sex work is work

me, an idiot:
well duh it's right there in the name innit

'Pro-black' doesnt mean 'anti-white people' but 'Pro-white' has always tended to mean 'anti-black people'

I absolutely love myself *and* my people, partially b/c it gets white people all tilted and "B-B-B-BUT ALL LIVES MATTER"

😂

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@meena @nova this is also a threat, but i used up my one 'feeling threatened' for the day already. can we interest you in some baked goods instead?

this is often actually easier than perfectly tailoring adventure balance! far less reliance on mechanics and number crunching (don't get me started on CR, dear ioun), much more on world description and player common sense (which granted may be lacking, but on their own heads be it)

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real tabletop adventure balance is making risk/reward well-telegraphed, rather than ensuring that every encounter is going to fit into a perfect difficulty curve that challenges the players but never too much

let players decide what they're up for, and face down the dragon that's five levels higher than them with a solid plan and an escape route

i read your own posts to you out loud asmr 10 hours

Discord post-mortem from a cloud engineer on the outside 

Inferences I'm taking from what I can see about the Discord/GCP outage:

1.) Discord's database and storage is effectively single homed. If they had a hot failover it woulda failed over. If they had a cold failover its cost to fail over is probably high or else they would have.

2.) Discord's DB is intolerant of single-region networking issues. Google reports 8% packet loss in one cluster in one DC, and that knocked Discord offline.

3.) Discord may or may not have backups (they better) but the restoration time for a dataset of their size would be days since it's single-homed.

4.) Discord is reliant on Google Cloud. If they had their infrastructure striped across multiple providers, see point 1.

5.) Discord has no response process for if Google Cloud just completely soils the bed, as noted by their updates saying "All we can do is wait for GCP to fix itself"

6.) Discord has no way to gracefully handle a failure between API service nodes and their monolith DB/cache. Granted the nature of the app limits what could be done, but "Wait and hope the message doesn't redline" isn't good and just increases load in a fragile situation.

Synthesis.) A major incident could knock Discord offline for days, or permanently, depending on the reliability of their backups. Absolutely have backup methods for reaching your important contacts.
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