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The succubus materialised in the pentagram, ready to fulfill any desire. The enchanter lifted their blanket.
"Come snuggle in, the film is about to start."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site we don't particularly intend to climb onto the rails.

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site i mean we'd absolutely cross the yellow line where you're too close to the edge if you cross it but

@minty_da unfortunately, all the sources we've seen have been on youtube. the short of it is that they are updating their terms to allow them to delete a channel for not being "commercially viable", and we are asked to not use youtube in any capacity for the days of 10 - 13 december.

• arachnarchy
• arachnocracy
• arachnism

all spellchecker redlined. okay, good. i figure if Apple ever pushes a dictionary update that contains any of those words, it's gonna be a rough month for anyone without pedipalps.

eventually we're going to find out about every single person on fedi because they start dating someone else we know.

@hypnotransgirl look normally this'd sound fun but it's also terrifyingly reminiscent of those door-to-door missionaries

oh fuck i have 10 followers already i have to think of relatable content uhhhhhhh you ever just listen to music

tired: avoiding characters with they/them pronouns because it introduces semantic ambiguity
wired: leaning all the way into the ambiguity for narrative purposes

The federal government doesn't like people to think about how propane and the like make for effective, cheap, thermobaric weapons

paying security-testing hackers to execute arbitrary code on my computer because im too lazy to open the calculator app myself

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site and then we overthrow capitalism?

Might be horny or otherwise weird 

Cephalopod

re: video game postin 

@myconidiosyncracy huh. normally we only get this response from The Cis and whenever we mention h*nd-holding to our friends

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