Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

i wish i could make the windows 95 startup sound with my mouth

what happens when you switch the setup and the punchline?

@tifawt @skelltan @CornishRepublicanArmy @DissidentKitty eshpaniardsh is my favorite. see they all speak different horrible versions of spanish depending on where theyre from.

they should speak spanish normally, like we do in latin america

@skelltan @CornishRepublicanArmy @DissidentKitty spaniards are the worst at spanish. this is known

no i cannot remember what you said 5 seconds ago but i do remember how i made you a little uncomfortable 3 years ago at a taco bell by saying something without thinking

hey, y'all youngsters out there refusing to let the status quo turn you cynical af about everything and anything?

you're punk af and I 💜 you. thanks for sprucing up the place.

(i dont know why i felt compelled to add this; so is like everyone else on this site lol)

to insist that selfishness is human nature is a capitalist lie. we have proof that early humans took care of members of their society who would be considered "useless" regardless of their inability to contribute in a typical way. there are skeletons from early humans that show signs of disabilities that would have prevented them from contributing through typical means but who lived to old age and were clearly respected members of their societies

I love meeting new furries on Mastodon.

@DissidentKitty you should also definitely *not* try to get your textbooks on Library Genesis, which can be found here http://gen.lib.rus.ec/