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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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Gender? No, thanks!
Sex? Yes, please!
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get $15 from the makers of Tylenol
so Tylenol charged extra for "infant's tylenol" when it was identical to "children's tylenol" and now they're settling. You can claim the refund for 7 bottles without proof of purchase, so make that claim and let's hurt big pharma a bit http://www.infantstylenolsettlement.com/
@nova i know it isn't. but it's better than nothing, in a pinch
@nova it's ok, we all have different skills
if you need help, though, you can always just carry a recording of the sound and play that instead
@nova no shame at all i was just surprised. have you tried using your not-mouth instead
@nova you mean you can't???
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i wish i could make the windows 95 startup sound with my mouth
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the joke doesn't make any sense
what happens when you switch the setup and the punchline?
@Duende@snouts.online wait they fuckin banned mycosynth latticce and oko at the same time??? what the fuck even Is modern those sets r liek. a decade apart or sth
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@tifawt @skelltan @CornishRepublicanArmy @DissidentKitty eshpaniardsh is my favorite. see they all speak different horrible versions of spanish depending on where theyre from.
they should speak spanish normally, like we do in latin america
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@skelltan @CornishRepublicanArmy @DissidentKitty spaniards are the worst at spanish. this is known
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no i cannot remember what you said 5 seconds ago but i do remember how i made you a little uncomfortable 3 years ago at a taco bell by saying something without thinking
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hey, y'all youngsters out there refusing to let the status quo turn you cynical af about everything and anything?
you're punk af and I 💜 you. thanks for sprucing up the place.
@velexiraptor @TeethTeethTeeth fistfight me in fucking byzantium
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(i dont know why i felt compelled to add this; so is like everyone else on this site lol)
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to insist that selfishness is human nature is a capitalist lie. we have proof that early humans took care of members of their society who would be considered "useless" regardless of their inability to contribute in a typical way. there are skeletons from early humans that show signs of disabilities that would have prevented them from contributing through typical means but who lived to old age and were clearly respected members of their societies
anybody: comments on kai censoring heck
kai: of course i censor the h*ck word, i'm not fucking rude
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
