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Fucked up that I cant use portals to go down on myself

If your executives inform you that they find it outrageous that 40% of all sick days taken by employees happen to fall on a Monday or a Friday...

...and the silence that ensues when you point out that Mondays and Fridays simply account for 40% of all workdays 😂

dear anime creators: stop putting French people in your anime. I come to anime for escapism and I don't want to be reminded that the French exist

WE WANT TO PAY YOU FOR MICRO SCI-FI! This is an open call for diverse sci-fi writers that never expires.
- POC
- LGBTQIA
- Indigenous
- Neurodiverse
- Disabled
- Chronically ill
- All marginalised voices We're open from Day 10-24 every month. storyseedvault.com/submissions

"We wish to speak with your seventh son."
"I only have six sons."
"Impossible! Are you not, yourself, a seventh son?"
"I am."
"But you have only six offspring?"
"No, Merle, my daughter-"
"Dad," Merle said, "they speak truth. I... I haven't told you, but... I am your seventh son."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #TypoCorrected

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*descends as a flock of ravens onto the timeline*

night crew

@Lumb protip: forgive me father for i have sinned and punish me daddy i've been naughty ARE interchangeable

@compufox @alexis i mean lbr the more suspicious it is the more likely it is to be legit, what with the folx 'round here

the tldr takeaway is: dear authors, creators, and so on...

if you're including fat people only to use fatness as visual shorthand for "bad person", just don't write them in.

i would rather watch a thousand things with only skinny people in it than suffer through another jackass's unexamined fatphobia.

if you were planning to do this, consider: don't. and consider: don't not just include that character, but don't fucking CREATE. don't speak a word until you sort your pathetic shit out.

@velexiraptor @witchfynder_finder @tarzanboy@mastodon.social look if it's dicks u can tell which one's attached to who & play favourites. it's be an inherently rigged game

Some ad on Facebook: What's your biggest concern about the socialist takeover of America

Me: That it's not happening fast enough

You can just give characters pointy ears. You can and you should

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