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horseshoe crabs are the FORTRAN matrix lib that hasn’t been updated in 45 years because it never needed an update of the animal world

that weird combination of genderfeels that's like: "i'm girl???" + [definitely not girl] + "why we had to take shower am fire" + "fuck you i'm a girl" + I Do Not Want To Gend Right Now + gonna gend so hard y'all u have no idea + shit what was i thinking about + today i will trans Extra Hard because i Can + random bits of dysphoria for seasoning

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my gender is like one of those chemical things where you heat it up and it just grows a gigantic tentacled horror out of nothing

@BestGirlGrace but also this is clearly the only appropriate way to write anything. if you Can't make it a supervillain monologue, are you even Writing

@BestGirlGrace you say you have pretty lousing handwriting but gods d__n my own handwriting is so much worse than yours that a) i have no trouble reading this and b) i can't actually read my own writing

*slaps roof of Cambridge* this bad boy can fit so many Massachusetts Institute of Technologies in it

*Me, arriving, kit on my shoulders*
My friends: Did... You carry her all the way here?
Me: Uuuh yeah, you think my girlfriend should fucking have to WALK???

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They used wood charcoal, broken pottery, bones, ashes, compost and other materials to create what settlers called "Terra preta." At first whites didn't credit the indigenous people with making this soil. They thought it was volcanos or brought in by river flooding. But it was the people, and they had been doing it since 450 BC. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_pr

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Ordinary Chinese readers and translators united to help me remove all censorship from the mainland edition of my first book, entitled《永久记录》. Now we're making it available it to the world for free. Please download and share it everywhere. Link: t.co/7f6djtUYW7 t.co/R16nHelBJ6

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz not with that attitude they aren't

@Soup_Official "average person swallows 7 soup bowls a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person swallows 0 soup bowls per year. Soupbowls Georg, who lives in a cave & swallows over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

@stackingstones@todon.nl idk what's a gender but i sure don't want it in my food

@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city @VyrCossont perks of not understanding time is we can take you right then right now
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