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friend (asking me for magic the gathering advice): hey what's the best deck i can build
me (been talking about shadowrun with them all week): well i mean, the best deck would be a modded fairlight paladin but you'll never afford that so
friend (forgetting what a cyberdeck is): actually looks it up to try to build a 'fairlight paladin' magic deck

if i ever make a thing with user accounts i'll make the "gender" field be some completely inexplicable input method

name: text input

email: text input

gender: seventeen unlabeled sliders

@efi it's tru & also someone holding a fork is probably hotter than someone not holding a fork let's be real

@efi vaguely confused because those are very nearly both terms that i use to refer to datemates (which i suppose would make it accurate, in a way)

@autistikai me: look, i'm not tryin make this weird, BUT

gender: *starts feeling weird about me*

in finland we don't say "valentine's day", instead we say "friend's day" and this time it's not a shitpost and actually it rules

being silly abt a holiday today 

happy Halloween!

[patiently explaining to a white person voice]
it's kinda like how the carriage driver in Skyrim will openly tell you he hates Khajiit, and he expects you to be on his side, but if you're playing as a Khajiit he never mentions any of this and seems perfectly cordial

someone: robots........
me: nodding in agreement
someone: that are women
me: visibly excited
someone: and love other women
me: hooting and hollering

Queer update: Currently, I'm feeling queerly queer.

This time I found the energy to write the image description. I wish I had that more consistently.

techbros: CSS isn't a real programming language, anyone can do it

same techbros: Arrgghh, I hate working with CSS, I can never get it to do what I want

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