friend (asking me for magic the gathering advice): hey what's the best deck i can build
me (been talking about shadowrun with them all week): well i mean, the best deck would be a modded fairlight paladin but you'll never afford that so
friend (forgetting what a cyberdeck is): actually looks it up to try to build a 'fairlight paladin' magic deck
@efi swords wifes
@efi swords wifes
@efi it's tru & also someone holding a fork is probably hotter than someone not holding a fork let's be real
@efi vaguely confused because those are very nearly both terms that i use to refer to datemates (which i suppose would make it accurate, in a way)
@meena you. i like you
@meena extremely h*cking powermove holy shit
@autistikai me: look, i'm not tryin make this weird, BUT
gender: *starts feeling weird about me*
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own