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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
re: food, bodily functions, shitpost
@Lumb sour cream fits under the category of 'yes', dork
anyway, ez cheese....
searching........
hm. is it even a dairy product
re: food, bodily functions, shitpost
@Lumb the only two valid answers to this are yes and no
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@witchfynder_finder *sitting down rocks and flowers in a mystical circle to lure unsuspecting humans* huh?
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All enbies want is be huge, mystical, weird, and offer strange bargains to passing adventurers
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"Urgh, I used to be a hot man but now I'm a hot man with top of the line experimental cybernetics and I don't have to take the medication to prevent cyber rejection.
Wah, I hate this, for some reason."
Fucking dumbass cis people. It's their fault we haven't invented cybernetic genitals by now.
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who would ever trust transhumanist storytelling with an abled cis
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me, to DM: I'm a bard
DM: ok, play us a song
me:
DM: im waiting, if you cant play it you cant be a bard
party: shhh dont interupt the performance
me: bows 4 minutes and 33 seconds later, dealing 6d8 to all monsters in a 40 meter radius
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Queer update: Just so you know, I'm feeling insecurely queer.
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remember to say "enbx" to be clear you mean the gender neutral version of enby
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call to action, democratic civil engagement
Hey #pdx and #oregon peeps, there's a bill in the state legislature, HB 4126, that would legislate enhanced sentencing for anyone who covered their face in the commission of a crime--including protests that the police arbitrarily define as "riots".
This is a pretty open attempt to curtail the rights of masked #antifascist protesters, with the added "bonus" of making facial recognition and surveillance easier for the police.
PopMob has the deets over on Facebook, but might be worth calling your state senator and voicing your opposition.
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hold on i forgot i was at work
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decentralized nervous system
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The weirdest thing ever being someone from a poor background who grew up in the "hood" is how people talk about me like I'm so extraordinary and talented and quick witted but there's 10 other folks I grew up with who have the same level of skill and wits and talent still waiting for their chance.
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Capitalist economies are like the fairies from Peter Pan: They die when people stop believing in them.
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give me queer domesticity
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unless they're from the Bohemia region of Czechia, they're just sparkling hipsters
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becoming 130% girl, more girl than any cis girl can be
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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
