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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
mtg
further friendly reminder that you can combo this with lich's mastery to make yourself triple immortal (the game ends in a draw)
mtg
friendly reminder that you can combo elixir of immortality with immortal coil to make yourself double immortal (dead)
@FirstProgenitor yell heah i love being able to play magic with people who don't have literal tonnes of deckbuilding experience
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If you're trans or nonbinary and intentionally use the wrong pronouns for people you dislike, congrats, you're fucking transphobic.
There is no difference between a trans and a cis person doing the misgendering, except maybe that it hurts even more coming from a fellow trans person, because you really ought to know better.
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Tired: Announcing my vampirism by quietly secluding myself from society and hiding off in the shadows
Wired: Announcing my vampirism by taking to masto and posting 'got eternal youth lmao whats up blood bags 🧛 🧛 🧛 🦇 🦇 🦇 '
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Arachnopolitics
what's up everybody I think spiders should vote
current gender: absolutely in fucking tears about how beautiful the universe is and how amazing it is that humans have managed to discover any part of it, even something this small
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i just half-watched the first episode of Eureka Seven and all i can think is 'okay, but why does this have to be het, why can't i have a mysterious ethereal robot girl crash-land into the life of another girl who eventually falls in love with her'
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Idea: nonbinary enby.
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what the fuck is a computer
@FirstProgenitor feeling?? attacked???
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I only know how to reply with two words. “Huge mood.” “Super agree.” “Wow same.” “Absolutely amazing”
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anyway in the event that I catch vampirism lmk if you want me to share w/ u in particular it's apparently my primary instinct to do so
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nsfw
listen, not to be a bottom here, but if a vampire invited me to her giant home with innuendos that suggested her intent was to drink my blood, i would simply say yes
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you are in her dms, i am in her victorian manor with a low cut dress exposing my neck hoping she will bite me and turn me into a vampire too, we are not the same
@Terrana frankly kai just started doing it because pressing the button is effort i don't really want to put in. i capitalise things fine when i'm writing by hand (and probably would online too if it weren't for the marginally more effort involved)
@Lumb @unascribed @Terrana somewhat relatedly, that one shitpost that's like "LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS" / "and here we see a capitalist"
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trans..... meta, maybe ?
it's almost like the part of being trans that makes other people uncomfortable isn't identifying with a different gender, it's violating someone's expectations of what gendered behavior they think u should be performing 
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trans..... meta, maybe ?
you're fine with what is, essentially, fetishizing trans people for features and experiences they didn't chose, but as soon as they incorporate those features and experiences into their own identity then it's a fucking problem all of a sudden
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Me listening to American Pie at age 11: Ok, I like this song. The chorus is fun to sing along to.
Age 16: Whoa… the day the music died… that's deep, man.
Age 24: This song is about revolution and Marxists fighting Satan. It is the best song ever written.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
