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my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther

achieve maximum genderfuck by actually seducing the concept of gender

the secret to a healthy polyamourous relationship is communism

why the FUCK did my hair not magically turn into the nonbinary flag the instant i came out this is an outrage

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@Lumb protip: forgive me father for i have sinned and punish me daddy i've been naughty ARE interchangeable

anyone: says a compliment
my brain: loop { }

it's been months and i still have that thing stuck in my head that's like "i am a nonbinary, bisexual, switch. i have never made a decision in my life and i am not gonna start now"

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site look if yr not orgasming bc of yr food is it even good food really

tried our hand at drawing Correspondence. keep glancing at the paper expecting it to burst into flames

anyway, of course we went for the one that hits closest to home for us—To Assemble a Name from Scars. in sunless skies, it comes packaged with this description: To reforge a link in the Great Chain. A name written in the blood of your old self. Forgiveness where none is owed.

@RobinHood "i thought about asking you out in college too, but you're even cuter and more confident now!" — my most recent ex-girlfriend

@RobinHood Friend: "I have something to tell you... I... I'm a girl."

Me: *crush intensifies*

@RobinHood We're like swordfighting and that whole Princess Bride thing happens

"You're pretty good, but I must tell you something: I'm not actually a man!"

And then I change my sword to my other hand

"Aha! However, I'm not actually androphilic!"

And then she changes sword hands too.

re: supervillain rambling 

@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg look, picking locks is just a Really Useful Skill ok everyone should know at least the basics

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