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Good news all the white people who blocked me for being reverse racist, I am now white because my great great great great grandaddy on somebody's side was white so. Check mate. 😎

@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social yell heah! be crime, do gays!!

@Sorl i am always sincere to girls and that is why i am always flirting with and dating girls. this gets awkward when i have to cry about their beauty while flirting with them, but my burdens are many

@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city cognitohazardous shitpost is, in fact, my gender

my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther

achieve maximum genderfuck by actually seducing the concept of gender

the secret to a healthy polyamourous relationship is communism

why the FUCK did my hair not magically turn into the nonbinary flag the instant i came out this is an outrage

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@Lumb protip: forgive me father for i have sinned and punish me daddy i've been naughty ARE interchangeable

it's been months and i still have that thing stuck in my head that's like "i am a nonbinary, bisexual, switch. i have never made a decision in my life and i am not gonna start now"

@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site look if yr not orgasming bc of yr food is it even good food really

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