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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
how the world works: you put a buff lady in a thing, and then lesbians
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crying over girls right now
@LilyVers see, liek. onrmaly i'd agree, florals r Great. but we are the Only Person We Know who has a cat skirt. so. myeh
@velexiraptor eh, i mean. a bit? but also. enbies complicates that rule a lot. half the ppl we know are just named random nouns (& they're all rly rly hot gosh h*ck)
@LilyVers we have a smallish-but-(hopefully)-growing collection of floral skirts about which we get compliments nearly every day we leave the house
we Also have the BEST skirt. it is cats. we have a skirt that is just. covered in cat. i'm lov the it
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@LilyVers i would eat skirts all the time if i could 
jirlfriend (jean girlfriend)
@FirstProgenitor negative three
@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @dialatoot why d'ya Think i went outta our way to do it twice over
@byttyrs @ItsMorgan theorise afuckenway
@ItsMorgan i am merely an Genious
@ItsMorgan then? make a mirror?? out of flesh??? it's simple????
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hey y'all, i made some lil pixel pfps, they're completely free to use (without credit) but i'd prefer if you ask permission before editing ♥️
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starting listing reasons for not doing something with "one, the most important, I dont want to. second, less important, [perfectly valid and incredibly responsible reason]
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"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap
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homophobia, life expectancy
People who are not homophobic live 2.5 years longer in average than homophobic people, according to large study that claims to have corrected for external factors:
‘Specifically, they wrote, anti-gay prejudice was "associated with increased risk of cardiovascular-related causes of death."’
https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/antigay-prejudice-and-elevated-mortality-2014-2
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It's ash wednesday, aka the day Jews are like "Oh that's weird, that's the third person I've seen today with schmutz on their face"
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Gonna start my own set of queer stereotypes, and not invite the cishets…
- Trans women are good at soup
- Genderqueers always win at Tarot
- Nonbinary people can do Zippo tricks
- Trans guys can tell which way is true north
- Bisexuals can't spell "acqueduct"
- Agender people have good couches
etc.
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@DissidentKitty *checks self with counter* I seem to have been exposed to a lethal dose of gay
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
