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@velexiraptor toeing the line between butch and femme like a lich between life and death,,,, is difficult

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crowdsourcing my breast cancer screening by asking passersby to go hog wild on my titties

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crowdsourcing my prostate exam by asking random strangers to fuck me in the ass

this image is funnier when you consider that this is egypt and it hadn't snowed for 112 years before then. literally a once in a lifetime opportunity

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Mad respect for aquatic mammals. Evolution was like "You don't have to be in the water anymore" and they just said "Nah" until their legs went away again.

@LexYeen@snouts.online i honestly have no idea if i'm being serious or not i just couldn't think of anything else to say

@LexYeen@snouts.online we have no idea what that means but bothisgood.gif

@Breakfast look my headmate's a feckin gorgon if i wanted snakes i woulda said Snakes

re: corruption kink 

i keep having these ideas with "good christan boy" characters who don't know they're about to not be at least two of those three things anymore, i've started just referring to them as succubus eggs

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