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me, a phenomenologist, seeing the trans community argue that a material scientifically classifiable status is not required to validate their existence because their actual lived experience is sufficient to demonstrate their validity

I can’t think of even one thing that trans people don’t make better

okay i may have memorised multiple dictionaries in my spare time but I Have Never Known Any Words In My Life

@themorgangoats i didn't want mrs plenty to win bc her platform sounded like she wanted to make london boring but other than that yeah hard same

"bats are bugs" "no they're birds" "actually they're rodents" shut the frick up bats are FRIENDS.

somehow managed to forget there are any furries on this site despite like. 173% of everything i interact with here being furries

hrt 

m-maybe part of me *wanted* these pills to turn me into the cutest cutie

apparently today is somewhere between being a crow and being a hyæna

probably nsfw at this point tbh 

@fructose_dealer not sure whether to be pleased or concerned by this development, will settle for cackling maniacally

@kaminohana definitely have friends like that but we've never had a more specific term for it than nonhuman or mayb fictive/kin adjacent?

being non-binary is when you custom-build gender from source

probably nsfw at this point tbh 

@fructose_dealer okay this is heavily generalising bc there's no way i'm gonna review every single dick individually but

lawful good: toy cleaner, bags
lawful neutral: wereables, condoms, pasties
lawful evil: mugs/glasses, keychains, sample discs
neutral good: lil' squirts, plushies!
true neutral: lil' vibes, lanyards
neutral evil: masturbators, caps
chaotic good: packers, pins
chaotic neutral: dildos, shirts, stickers
chaotic evil: teenie weenies, activity book

@fructose_dealer why do they have so much random merch?? are there legitimately people out there who want a bad dragon tape measure??? i don't understand????

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