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@bryceyoungquist virginia 2020, why vote for a metaphorical devil
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@themorgangoats Insect Wearing A Human Suit But, Like, A Hot One 2020
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*Virginia, Lord Mayor of Fallen London, also a devil
@themorgangoats i didn't want mrs plenty to win bc her platform sounded like she wanted to make london boring but other than that yeah hard same
@themorgangoats oh hell yes i love her
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@kew it's what happens when ur internet dies, i think
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probably nsfw at this point tbh
@fructose_dealer not sure whether to be pleased or concerned by this development, will settle for cackling maniacally
@kaminohana definitely have friends like that but we've never had a more specific term for it than nonhuman or mayb fictive/kin adjacent?
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probably nsfw at this point tbh
@fructose_dealer okay this is heavily generalising bc there's no way i'm gonna review every single dick individually but
lawful good: toy cleaner, bags
lawful neutral: wereables, condoms, pasties
lawful evil: mugs/glasses, keychains, sample discs
neutral good: lil' squirts, plushies!
true neutral: lil' vibes, lanyards
neutral evil: masturbators, caps
chaotic good: packers, pins
chaotic neutral: dildos, shirts, stickers
chaotic evil: teenie weenies, activity book
@fructose_dealer why do they have so much random merch?? are there legitimately people out there who want a bad dragon tape measure??? i don't understand????
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own