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You meet a girl, she's gorgeous, she makes you laugh, she's got a big dick, she likes the things you like and thinks you're special, but then you go to move in and find out she prefers Top Ramen to Maruchan.

wyd

*I see a crow* ur such a fucking crow... I love it

@fox@notbird.site i have never been more personally called out in my life

lewd dumb 

challenging social norms by cuddling before, during, and after sex

curiouscat 

@MochiWaifu high praise! uh, i think. idk. words are confusing

curiouscat 

@MochiWaifu i *can* find other words to describe you, you know. like smart, amazing, talented, adorable, just generally a great person, amazing, wait no i said that one already, or amazing

actually tbh i'm not very good at this

curiouscat 

@MochiWaifu can confirm this anon is correct u koot (unless, of course, you don't want that word in which case i go find other compliment instead)

anyway time to go play games accompanied by a fresh playlist of drastically unfitting music i'd say see y'all later but lbr i'm gonna tab right back in here not five minutes out

i have no idea how to communication but i sure do say things that people seem to think are communcative in nature

@fructose_dealer @chillallmen@witches.live incredibly valid and technically correct

@fructose_dealer @chillallmen@witches.live ....are you quoting yourself. and more importantly why do you have a quote for this specific situation

@chillallmen@witches.live @fructose_dealer prep? prep!? what is prep. i never think about anything i do until at least twelve minutes after the fact

i'm not sure if this is a threat or an offer but it is very much a True Statement About Me so i guess that works too

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seriously if you do anything whatsoever that reminds me of any part of a song i know i Will start singing it

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my mind is a music player and neither my conscious nor my subconscious know how to dj

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