@deidara so did jordan raskopoulos
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Please, fucking talk to a single person who's worked retail before you speak for us and spread the propaganda that we're punished when other people shoplift
We're fucking not. That virtually never happens at any chain store, which are the only places you should be shoplifting from anyway
Please correct people when you hear this, it's getting so fucking old
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@er1n i mean i'd say it's a great idea but realistically i'm pretty much just a bad idea generator so don't trust my input
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@synthbold exactly! mischief is great fun
@synthbold oh boy sounds like a bad idea count me in
@fructose_dealer i mean sure it'd be easier but i don't mind you can keep being as cute as you want
@alexander rarely
@fructose_dealer i'd say they're braver than me too but i have managed to actually said hi to at least one (1) entire cute people online so
mild queer thirstiness
@Pyretta absolutely my kind of content yes. just as long as you're not working on it because you think you should
@themorgangoats both
mild queer thirstiness
@Pyretta fortunately "a thick queer glitter" effectively describes my gender at the moment so i have to cuddle vampires
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@pisscotheque pretty much yeah
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own