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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@kimdanes@octodon.social yell heah it is!
in unrelated news there is a nonzero chance i might be hella gay
@kimdanes@octodon.social i am very good at putting two and two together to make i'm gay
@kimdanes@octodon.social kiss the girl you robbed a bank with, obv
@00dani hard h*cking same, love
@guerrillarain can i be both
@00dani ah, yes. women who could crush me without breaking a sweat. i am EXCEEDINGLY queer
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you ever see a pretty lady and all you wanna do is give her a battleaxe
@ibrokemypie by plugging into a wall outlet like everyone else, obviously?
@ibrokemypie people who eat with their mouth disgust me
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me, an old gay trans, as i rise from the chair with deep-seated aches and strains: ah, must be rain, my gender's acting up again
@requrious@mastodon.social no u definitely said horse
@requrious@mastodon.social oh horse?
the only type of social interaction i'm any good at: calling trans people cute online
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what I said: nothing hotter than a medieval warrior-lady!
what he pictured: a leggy long-haired blonde wearing a chainmail bikini and swinging a shortsword
what I meant: a BIG fat butch lady in fullplate hefting a fucking guisarme-voulge
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incompetence levels are currently at 80% but fluctuating wildly
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i offer a two-part public service: i give out free random genders to those in need, and i also volunteer to personally fite ur gender at any time
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hmm why is your list of "top 10 richest thieves" just the 10 wealthiest people in the world?
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
