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@byttyrs i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong polearm

@socalledunitedstates @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz yet another reason public libraries are so important—they're probably the first exposure most people get to anything organised like this

Cis person: Have you had, you know. The Surgery?
Me: [grumpily] I tried but they kept saying "We don't know how to give you a working tail", cowards

@alex@bigshoulders.city there are cis men on mastodon?

@pup_hime yeah but when is there ever "a beef (meat)" to be plural???

@pup_hime it would require the existence of a discrete 'beef' object, which afaict would only naturally occur if you referred to a cow as beef, and even then it's iffy

@pink_ink @Pyretta @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space :blobcatheart: :blobheart: i have a Lot of practice calling people cute on the internet. thanks!

today is a good day to remember that its impossible to communicate with anyone else without going through the incredibly weird game of telephone that is our senses and brains

@Pyretta @pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space y'know what else is absolutely adorable is the fine folks in this here conversation

@pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space exceedingly disappointed in the universe for not making me aware of these words earlier wow

@smolshrew@piss.restaurant clowns are inherently socialist i have a lot of friends who have informed me about this

@pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space omh*ck neurocousins is such a cute word i love it

@pink_ink @sorreltyree@tootplanet.space tbh i just awkwardly back away from most attempts at any sort of physical contact irl

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space @pink_ink yell heah being able to discuss lived experiences with people who actually understand it

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