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@BestGirlGrace i actually know people who learned to run before they could walk! and in fact people typically learn words before they learn letters, bc they usually start with spoken language. but i get your point

annoying cishet dudes by taking their jokes about dating other men completely seriously

@byttyrs i'd love to but unfortunately i don't think you're within cuddling distance of me

horny c++ joke 

@BestGirlGrace i have a sneaking suspicion like simply understanding all the letters wouldn't really help much with understanding the english language. well, any language, but especially english

horny c++ joke 

@BestGirlGrace well no i can tell the letters apart. that doesn't mean i understand words at all

horny c++ joke 

@BestGirlGrace ....i didn't even realise it might be difficult to tell the letters apart because literally The First thing i noticed was the like, two pixel difference between them

@Camas@girlcock.club fair enough, but i'm watching you now. by which of course i mean your picture is right there in the middle of the screen and it keeps distracting me

@Camas@girlcock.club gods, you could Warn a gay before murdering me like this

@Camas@girlcock.club oh, d__n, you caught me. but especially u tho

@velexiraptor the best part is that you could feasibly have your hexblade summon their weapon but then it's like. a complete set of d&d rulebooks or sth. and you play d&d in-game

food, contains the word "innards" 

@fructose_dealer @cawcawclack @anarchiv as opposed to under a whim, inside a whime, or standing slightly to the left of a whim

i'm often a broken record about this, but, again, we shouldn't let publishers dictate how libraries should operate

@FirstProgenitor i'm like. the exact opposite. i don't like washing short hair bc my brain always defaults to two pumps and then i waste half of it

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