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@BestGirlGrace @ben
Me: keysmashes into the calculator
Calculator: hey I'm the sub here bucko.
@pup_hime that would definitely be an effective battlecry, to be fair
@ida good mornign!
@zoe @jackdaw_ruiz tbh i'd take it i love the kind of job that makes me not a human
@zoe @jackdaw_ruiz let! the horny toads! have jobs!
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@nova i mean i'm software and i overplan everything i've already got two of the three down
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@nova are you kidding i would personally organise their wedding
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@nova no stop my heart can't handle this
@tavi personally fond of anticistamines
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I'm a mad computer scientist, and I'm going to follow in Alan Turing's footsteps: killing nazis with my brain while being gay
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own