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@skelltan@hellsite.site after what i shared? i would be very surprised

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

@chillallmen@witches.live fair enough. have fun lookin for the rest of your squad

@chillallmen@witches.live you could do it with fewer people if you also had shirts

@chillallmen@witches.live jokes on them im immune to gun bullets

@fructose_dealer redtooth is when a tooth is moving away from you and bluetooth is when a tooth is moving toward you

@smolshrew@piss.restaurant does the makeup included with this

@pup_hime that would definitely be an effective battlecry, to be fair

@kimdanes@octodon.social oh i just wanted to know what you were dreaming about

@kimdanes@octodon.social it's definitely either both or neither and i'm not sure which

inspired by our good friend @lesbianBot, here's this amazing new iteration of 'same hat'

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space antlers are also good, but the pun only works with horns

@zoe @jackdaw_ruiz tbh i'd take it i love the kind of job that makes me not a human

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